The Ever So Rare Landon Post

At this point in our blogs history most of you are probably thinking that this was, is, and always will be a blog written by Malarie, in which her husband (me) has little to no involvement, other than making the occasional guest appearance. Well so far your pretty much spot on (insert guilty shrug here). However, I've come up with a plan that will help me renounce my lazy blog neglecting ways, and hopefully still provide an entertaining insight into our fantastic, somewhat unconventional, life.

Here is the deal, I really only like to post if I think it's at least mildly amusing (there is no guarantee you will agree, but hey at least it helps you appreciate Malarie's far more exciting posts) I am also more likely to post if it is primarily about my lovely wife (I'm very shy). Now comes the issue, although listing my wife's countless good qualities is arguably "sweet" and "thoughtful" it is not exactly funny (just ask Edward, has he made anyone laugh? ever?). But typical wife humor usually lists bad qualities which unfortunately, my wife doesn't have any of (so much for wife bashing humor). So the solution? Make jokes about the good ones. If this sounds like a really bad idea... well it very well might be. And at this point I already feel like this post is so long most of you won't even be reading any more, so lets wait until the next post to give you an example shall we?

Until next time!